jane austen was so lit because she wrote about men the way men typically write about women i.e. her stories just centered around women and men were only there for the sake of women, and her books could have been all bitter and sad about the state of women in that century, but instead they’re sweet honest observational stories of friendship, family and love *sighs* what a lady i am sorry i ever doubted you cos I was bored in high school
no seriously her books do not pass the REVERSE bechdel test and it’s perfect
Jane Austen never wrote a single scene without a woman present.
You, an intellectual: 9+7=16
Me, with ADHD: if you take 1 from 9 and give it to 7 thats 8+8 and 8x2 is 16
Someone, usually a Teacher: NOT LIKE THAT YOU HEATHEN
This is literally how I would have done it
9 is a hungry bitch and takes one from 7, making it 10+6=16
VALID
Not a topic for debate.
demi is the fucking best
Pride and Prejudice (2005) trivia: At the beginning of the movie, Elizabeth is shown reading a novel titled “First Impressions” - this was Jane Austen’s original title of her novel before she altered it to “Pride and Prejudice”. Additionally the text of the visible pages is readable when paused; it is the last chapter of Pride and Prejudice, with names changed.
think before you speak/type or the chokehold fairy will get you
reblog/retweet, don’t repost
I don’t know that I ever slammed reblog so fast.
i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that
i don’t wear glasses but this post put things in perspective more than anything else ever has
there is no trip on earth like putting on your prescription glasses for the first time like wow. leaves? on trees? its more common than you think
I feel this on a spiritual level
I never knew how bad my eyesight was until I got my glasses and now my life is both better and completely ruined.